Treven's rules

Treven made this sign one day and hung it on his bedroom door. Apparently they are rules for those who may/may not enter. Love the "No Smoking" sign part, but the other written rules are a little weird. Here they are in a nutshell:

You may NOT ENTER IF:

You are a victim of a crime

You talk at all

You are a girl

You have secrets

You fit in his clothes

OR

You give the finger...

Don't ask me where he comes up with this stuff...must be from his father!!!